Not Me Monday

Okay so I know it is Wednesday but I just have to do this today...I need to get this all out of my system and this is the best way to do it. It is so fun. If you want to do it then check out the Not Me! Monday rules at http://www.mycharmingkids.net/2008/09/not-me-mondaythe-complete-rules.html. In a nutshell you write down the things that you did not do this week but in actuality you ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY DID DO THEM!! This is very therapuetic and just what I need at this point in my life!!

This past week, no matter what anyone tells you to the contrary...

I most certainly did not think of how stuck in a rut I am. Nope not me...I don't feel stuck in a moment that I can't get out of! I haven't been thinking this for the past two weeks AT ALL!


I most certainly did not let JJ spill yogurt on the floor and leave it there to get sticky and gross. NO WAY would I do that!! And I didn't just step over all the macaroni and cheese Ryan threw on the ground either. GROSS!

I absolutely positively did not wear the same pajamas two FULL days in a row without getting dressed. NOPE not me! That would be plain old lazy and once again GROSS! Who does that?! Only people that feel stuck in a rut right?! Nope Not ME!!

I most certainly did not let JJ watch hours of TV a day so I could read a book. NO WAY. That would make me a bad mom and I most certainly am not! I did not let JJ watch "Blue's clues" three times a day. That is a waste of the poor boy's brain...NOPE I would certainly not do that!

I most certainly did not let the house become a disaster while I lazily sat on the couch and thought of all the cleaning that needed to be done. Nope NOT ME. I DID NOT let the sink fill up with dishes before I MADE myself do them. I did not let the floors go unmopped for two weeks. Definitely NOT ME!!

I did not start dieting and exercising just to end the same day...nope NOT ME. I am WAY MORE motivated than that.

I most certainly have not felt like crap the past couple of weeks. I have definitely not looked at myself in the mirror and thought of how horrible I look lately. I have most certainly not put myself down this week.

I have definitely not thrown stuff on the office room floor because I don't want to deal with it. I don't do that cause that is lazy. My room is not cluttered with random things from the house that I just don't feel like putting away. NO WAY!

I most certainly have not decided that I HATE making my blog cute. NO WAY. I have not thought about ending my blog all together because I feel it is a waste of my time. Definitley NOT ME!

And there is SOOOOOO much more that I most certainly have not done this past week but I will leave it at that!